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P.V. Kozlov, Doctor of Psychology

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- So you're a doctor now?
- Yep.

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Good for you.

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Come on… Just give me the keys!

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If I don't take a shower now.

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Then what? You'll
have to wait a little bit longer?

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Anya!

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Here you are.

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What's that?

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That's my book, you should read it.

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I'd rather you just show me
how to get to the apartment.

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I was pretty sure there was a compass
in your backpack,

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stuck somewhere between a box of
matches and a tin kettle.

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I usually navigate by the stars.

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Can't you just give
me an exact address?

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Anya, didn't I tell you to place
schizophrenics and paranoiacs

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into separate folders?

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Well, I put them in the alphabetic order.

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Well, I didn't tell you to put
them in the alphabetic order, did I?

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Did you bring any photographs?

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No.

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Nothing to remind me of…

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Here's my business card. Your new
address is on the back of it.

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Take some more cards. Don't forget to
recommend me to your new friends.

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I'll have to live and see how your
therapy works for me first.

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Anya, tell him how my therapy works.
Has anyone died?

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See?
No one's died yet.

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Don't forget the book.

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“Life from scratch”

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<i>INADEQUATE PEOPLE</i>

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“Company History”

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“Vacancies”

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“Translator needed”

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I moved to Moscow from Serpukhov
seeking permanent residence.

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I am a workaholic.

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My strong points are…

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I'm equally good at being a team
player and working on my own.

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I am assiduous and hard-working…

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I like self-education…
and I can stand my ground.

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I can easily establish contact
with anybody,

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with no regard to sex, credence…

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sorry, creed… or religious views…

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Well, what else…

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Fluent in English from “A” to “Z”.

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- Self-motivation…
- Yeah, yeah. And self-promotion too…

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I'm sure you could
go on like this for an hour,

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but we've got other candidates waiting.

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Imagine you are involved
in an office conflict,

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what will you do?

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What do mean? I will, um…

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Well, I've worked for many companies,
and had no conflicts…

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I repeat. Imagine.

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I'll do my best to avoid it.

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What if a colleague hits you?

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I won't hit him back.

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Of course.

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Most of our workers are women
but regardless?

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So fights break out here
between women or something?

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Not really.

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It's just that you're a man, and I need
to determine how reliable you are.

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What has my sex got to do with this?
Am I in the right room?

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Chapter 2. Control over emotions.

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What the hell…

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Morning.

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Good morning. I am Marina.
Your boss.

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I know many men think women
make lousy bosses.

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I hope you are not one of them.

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I think that women can cook well…

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Here in this company we believe…

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… in three fundamental ideas:

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Management, efficiency, expedience,

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and planning.

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Now, your desk is down
the aisle next to Svetlana.

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You go down there
and get your papers.

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She'll show you the ropes.

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Do you like it here?

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I'm sure you do.

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I'm here from 10 am to 6 pm,

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and I expect your working hours
to be about the same.

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Any questions?

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I've got one…

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A delicate matter,
if you please.

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Where's the bathroom?

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Are you Sveta?

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Yes, I am.

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Well, then you will have to
“show me the ropes” as Marina put it.

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Alright.
Not too many ropes here, though.

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Here is your desk, a PC…

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… some paper and a pen
to write with on paper.

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Wo-wo, easy with all the sophisticated
information, Madam.

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“Madam”?
Maybe I'm a “miss”.

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- What's wrong?
- You called me “Madam”.

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Well, what should I call you?

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“A business lady with style
and a sparkle in her eyes”?

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Majored in brownnosing, I see?
You'll go far.

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Brownnosing?!

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What's your name?

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Vitalik.

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Vitalik…

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Apart from not being born here,
do you have any more virtues?

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Virtues?

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Vitalik is a man.

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So you think that's a virtue?

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Well, yeah. Different perspective,
goals, more opportunities.

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So what are you doing here?
You could earn more doing freelance.

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I could work here, or there,
or wherever. I don't need to.

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So why did you quit your previous job?

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I got fired.

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Fired for what?

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For murdering a co-worker.

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He used to ask too many questions.

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It's coming, coming.
Can't you hear?

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Which floor?

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Fifth.

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Take it easy,
I've already pushed the button.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I didn't notice.

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Excuse me…

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… is that you who bangs
on my wall every night?

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What's your problem?

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I wake up every time
you start punching the switch.

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If it bothers you that much,

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why don't you fix it yourself?

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Who's that man?

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Nobody in particular.
Just a good neighbor.

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- What's the good neighbor doing here?
- Fixing the switch in my room.

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- He lives next door, you know…
- Are you alright?

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Over there. Yes, I'm alright.

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How about you do
something for a change too?

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Well, I'm already at it.
I'm planning things.

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Item 1. Do my homework.

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- Item 2. Clean up my room.
- I hope you remember…

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… that your aunt and uncle
are coming for dinner tonight!

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Item 3. Stock up on
holy water and garlic.

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I am not kidding, Christine!

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Get off your ass and start
cleaning up this place!

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Mom, It's better to clean up after
the pigs are gone, not before.

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I got him some anti-wrinkle cream…

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- Did it work?
- Look at him!

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He drinks all day. Nothing
will help him except therapy.

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Those creams are no good anyway.

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I'm teaching the kid
valuable life lessons.

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Christine, don't!

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Stop banging your spoon, Pauline!

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Pauline, be careful.
Don't break your spoon.

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Sit quietly.

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I told you not to tease the kid, didn't I?

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I'm not teasing her.

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Just look at her, she was born in
a problem family, what do you want?

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What did you just say?

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Look who's talking!
You'd better keep your mouth shut.

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Whenever we bring her here,
she takes after you. Is that right?

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Imagine what she's telling her
teachers at elementary school!

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- Makes my hair stand.
- How about not bringing her here?

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How dare you…

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- You haven't considered that, have you?
- I haven't.

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And the old crone
is your responsibility too.

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She is your Grandma, too.

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How dare you talk to her like this?

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Come on, she can't hear me.
She's senile.

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What?

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Christine, someone is crossing
the line here!

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- I agree.
- Who are we talking about?

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Who do you think, Granny?

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- Shut up!
- Christine, out!

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What specifically don't you like?

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Everything. That includes the
way you talk and the way you look.

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I bet you make your mirror sick.

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I can dress up and you'll throw up.

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I can undress and you'll throw up.

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I didn't put those words in your mouth.

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Christine, that's it.
You leave the table now!

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- Why? I'm part of the family too.
- I might have my own dignity.

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Did I hear someone say
something about dignity?

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Calling your Granma an
old crone is very dignified.

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So is teaching swear
words to a kid.

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Yes, it is.

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Oh my God. I'm sick
and tired of the whole lot of you!

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Thank you for the performance.

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Now leave us alone, if you please.

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How dare you profane
the name of God!

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What? You've got exclusive
rights to do that?

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She's just going through a phase.

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Hush. Enough of that.
We're having dinner.

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We should have gathered at our place.

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What am I, invisible?

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Who's there?

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With that look on your face,

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- I thought I'd better walk past you.
- Do you have anything to drink?

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- I don't drink.
- That's a good boy.

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- You'll live a hundred years.
- Any coffee?

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Wow. Three doors.

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Hiding from something or what?

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Yeah, I'm hiding
from weird neighbors like you.

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Too little too late.

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Do you live alone?

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Yep.

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No wife?

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Nope.

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Girlfriend?
Partner?

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Not that l know of.

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Are you gay?

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Em. Nope.

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Into masturbation?

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Into sport.

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Sorry but that's not a sport yet.

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Guess you can hear everything
that goes on at my place.

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Yes, I can.

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00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,927
Then why don't I ever hear any
noise coming from you?

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Maybe because I don't make any.

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Is anything wrong?

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00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:23,069
You know, if your room could talk,
it would say that…

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… you are…

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… a nerd.

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This interior doesn't
reflect my inner world.

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So you didn't move
this furniture around?

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I did, but without putting
much thought into it.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Your subconscious self was moving it.

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Take a good look.
See what I mean?

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All this is inside you.

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You are a nerd.

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I am not a nerd.

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I am…

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I am… head of the translation
department of a leading magazine.

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You even speak like a nerd.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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Heading to work?

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No, just walking.

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00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,845
Oh, that was a joke!

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00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,180
Hmm… yes.

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00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,682
I just saw you travelling light…

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… and I thought to myself, maybe,
she's into speed walking or something?

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- I am not into speed walking.
- I sped up because l saw you coming.

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You're fifteen minutes late.

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00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,490
Um… there was
a huge traffic jam at…

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I was not referring to you, Vitaliy.

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00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,662
Now, you, Sveta, ought to be ashamed
of every minute you missed,

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00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,789
since you take the subway.

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00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,584
- Yes, I am very ashamed.
- Tomorrow I'm buying a car.

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00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:04,462
Did you tell Nadya to bring me the checks?
Yes.

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00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,631
Are you sure she heard you?

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00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:08,967
Yes.

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00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,510
So where are the checks, then?

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00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,553
I have no idea.

248
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:16,015
For how long are we going to
invent the wheel over and over again?

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00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,684
Get down to it.

250
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,269
I think l saw Nadya…

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00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:24,565
Screw Nadya.

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00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,402
Wanna get some coffee?

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00:16:37,454 --> 00:16:39,539
Haven't you ruined the
floor enough already?

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00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:41,082
Come on, Mom.

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00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,292
If you have enough energy…

256
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:47,588
… to hop around on this board, maybe
you can find some for job searching?

257
00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,800
Mom? Have you
looked into my passport lately?

258
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:51,968
I'm under age.

259
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,595
Why don't you get an
under-age job then?

260
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:57,348
May be I should get an
under-age husband?

261
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,600
I'm sure that'll happen
sooner or later.

262
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,144
Give that thing to me.

263
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:03,604
The neighbors will come
knocking any minute.

264
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,314
- Come on, Mom.
- Get off! Now!

265
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,945
Any progress with your English?

266
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,989
<i>Entshuldigen Sie bitte!</i>

267
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:19,328
Alright.

268
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,251
That was German, wasn't it?

269
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,005
“What do you want, old crone?”

270
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:32,216
That was… mmm… Pushkin.

271
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,760
You'll flunk English.

272
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,096
Thanks, Mom.
You've always been supportive.

273
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:39,807
Get on with your English, lady.
Or I'll bring in Grandma.

274
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,893
That will be encouraging,
I promise.

275
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,900
You said something about
translating for a magazine.

276
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,234
Can you translate a text for me?

277
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,402
No.

278
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,029
Why not?

279
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:58,076
Well, I can explain rules
and grammar to you,

280
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,412
but you need to learn
to translate yourself.

281
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,213
When I moved to a new school…

282
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,758
Told my teacher to get off my back
in front of the whole class.

283
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,928
She has not been fond of me ever since.

284
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,223
In fact, nobody has.

285
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,686
She took her time walking around and
telling everyone what a bitch I was.

286
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,523
It was my D-day at school,
the Day of Disgrace.

287
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:33,611
Every teacher felt obligated to
come up to me and say I was a pig.

288
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,617
You know, my school is like…

289
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,328
Have you ever been to a place…

290
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:45,123
… when you see an idiot, a moron…

291
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:50,378
… and you turn around and
look for someone to say…

292
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,172
“hey, look at this idiot”,

293
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,259
but everyone else
there is just as idiotic.

294
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,932
That's not right.
You should use an “S”, not a “C”.

295
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,523
Good evening.

296
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,777
Is my daughter here?

297
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,654
I'm doing my English!
Go back home!

298
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,533
What's wrong with your arm?

299
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,119
Oh, l hurt it in the car accident.

300
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:24,620
Is it bothering you?

301
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:25,997
My arm?

302
00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,498
No, her visit.

303
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,127
Christine can be very difficult.
She's very pushy and abusive.

304
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:33,546
Problems at school and with relatives,

305
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,464
to say nothing about
her relationship with me.

306
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:37,300
I can only wonder if she does drugs.

307
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:40,469
But how does verbal abuse
connect to drug abuse?

308
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,180
Then what can it be?

309
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,974
In my opinion, she just
needs more trust and freedom.

310
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:47,810
It's no use keeping her
under pressure.

311
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,770
She's becoming more
and more independent.

312
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,189
Are you a psychologist?

313
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:52,648
No.

314
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,150
No? Why not?

315
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:57,403
Why? I don't know.
Never occurred to me.

316
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,447
But I have a friend who
is a psychologist.

317
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,616
He may help you.

318
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:04,452
I mean, help Christine, with
self-control and such.

319
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,205
- He helped me a great deal.
- What did you suffer from?

320
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:14,212
Bad temper, depression,
Jealousy… stuff like that.

321
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:19,217
He must have really helped.
You seem to be easy-going and positive.

322
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:23,179
I would never imagine you had been
through all those things you mentioned.

323
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,974
Well, I'm not sure whether I'm
really positive, but I'm trying to be.

324
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:32,146
- Just a moment, I'll get you a card.
- What card?

325
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,315
My friend's.
The psychologist's.

326
00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,951
Here.

327
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:47,536
What is it?

328
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,455
The psychologist.

329
00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:51,791
I mean, his business card.

330
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,918
I understand.

331
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:55,920
Well…

332
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:58,506
Thank you.

333
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,261
- Goodbye!
- Yes, yes.

334
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,130
It's turned off.

335
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:48,097
You won't mind if I snach, do you?

336
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:49,765
Care for a candy bar?

337
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,893
Candy today, tooth decay tomorrow.

338
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,562
I love candy.

339
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,733
So you'll die early.

340
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:03,321
That's not far from my plan.

341
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,782
Do you want to talk about it?

342
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,409
What a cliche.

343
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:12,413
Tell me, doc.

344
00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,749
Who usually sits in my chair?

345
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,500
Psycho freaks? Maniacs?
Suicidal nutjobs?

346
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,960
Do you know the old joke…

347
00:22:17,961 --> 00:22:21,505
“if you can't run away from a rapist,
just relax and enjoy the process?”

348
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,675
What are you driving at, Doc?

349
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,135
Go ahead.

350
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,930
You can turn on your sarcasm and
spoil this day for both of us.

351
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:34,143
Or you can try to be a little bit
friendlier and listen to me…

352
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,645
… and then you'll probably find
this whole process very helpful.

353
00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:39,523
It might even make your life better.

354
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:42,735
It's your choice.

355
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,862
Alright, doctor.

356
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:48,032
I'm going to relax and enjoy
the process. Rape my brain.

357
00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:53,287
Your mother told me you use drugs.

358
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,498
That's not true.

359
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,126
She also told me you are
in constant denial.

360
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,920
She makes stuff up.

361
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,298
Who should l believe then?

362
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:07,051
You choose.
You're the doctor, aren't you?

363
00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:10,471
It's your chance to prove that
you aren't getting paid for nothing.

364
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,768
Now I'm starting to understand
your mother.

365
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,066
I'll be like Woody Allen with
my own psychoanalyst.

366
00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,943
I'll be lying there on the couch,

367
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:26,070
and he'll be pretending
to listen to my crap.

368
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,781
After that he's gonna
need help himself.

369
00:23:30,117 --> 00:23:31,909
- You think?
- You bet!

370
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,077
Go to hell!

371
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,831
L feel like I'm in a zoo among
endangered freaks.

372
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,250
How “bout goin” to a
nightclub tomorrow?

373
00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,418
What's going on there?

374
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:43,212
My sis got flyers, but she has to
sit at home with the baby.

375
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,007
- Let's go to the club, come on!
- I don't know.

376
00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,386
May be I'll get to practice
my techtonic moves!

377
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,890
Oh, yeah, you will! Definitely!

378
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:59,395
Chapter 4. Regret.

379
00:24:41,104 --> 00:24:42,396
Can I help you?

380
00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:44,106
Oh? No, thanks.

381
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,154
Are you test-driving that chair?

382
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:51,989
What's the matter?

383
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,449
I'm taking this chair.

384
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:56,494
I can see that you are taking it,

385
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,246
and l can't help wondering
why on earth you are taking it.

386
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,708
This is our chair, it's ours.

387
00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:05,294
It has an identification number
and everything…

388
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,712
Number?

389
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:10,257
- What number?
- That coincides with my list. It's ours!

390
00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,843
- What about us?
- I'll bring you a wooden chair.

391
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,178
How sweet!

392
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,847
Why not a cardboard chair?

393
00:25:17,641 --> 00:25:20,142
We've got g-g-girls
in the reception room;

394
00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:22,394
They need presentable
chairs to look decent.

395
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,897
They need plastic
surgery to look decent.

396
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,277
Leave this chair alone.

397
00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,404
I won't.

398
00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:39,703
Leave the God damn chair alone!

399
00:25:40,330 --> 00:25:41,956
Get your hands off me!

400
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:48,587
I am sorry.

401
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,729
Something happened?

402
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:09,191
There's some weird dude
out there in Sveta's office,

403
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,151
he's taking our chairs out.

404
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:15,114
I'll deal with it.

405
00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:22,871
Hello, security?

406
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,499
Yes, this is Marina
Vassilyevna speaking.

407
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:31,171
Could you go to Sveta's office and
throw out the people with chairs.

408
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:34,550
Yes, and be sure to tell
them they are fired.

409
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:35,968
Thank you!

410
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:43,058
Listen, I lost my cell phone for
long-distance calls.

411
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:45,436
Will you help me find it?

412
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,067
- Tell me the number to dial.
- I forgot it.

413
00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,737
The number is in the address
book in my cell for local calls,

414
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,405
which I left on the charger…

415
00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:57,990
… in the car.

416
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,036
And the car is?

417
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:05,623
At the service station.
I'm going to pick it up tomorrow.

418
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,792
Forget the phone.

419
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,253
I'll send an email.

420
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,965
We are presenting our new issue
at the club tomorrow.

421
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:17,801
Are you coming?

422
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:22,890
I don't think I'll make it.

423
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:26,477
You don't want to get blacklisted,
do you?

424
00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:28,687
I don't.

425
00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:30,856
Alright, then you'll have to be there.

426
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:33,359
It'll be fun.

427
00:27:43,703 --> 00:27:45,204
Ladies, where's the
nightclub around here?

428
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,498
The club? It's that way.

429
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:50,084
- What's a guy like you gonna do there?
- Over there?

430
00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:52,336
Yeah, right, that'll be…
… three hundred rubles.

431
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,172
- What if I just give you a lift?
- Where are you going?

432
00:27:56,716 --> 00:27:58,592
Where am I going?
To the club, of course.

433
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:00,427
Okay then!

434
00:28:20,365 --> 00:28:21,990
Vitaliy, do you like Vlad Topalov?

435
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,044
- What are you looking at?
- That's my neighbor over there.

436
00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:35,546
I thought he was a nerd…

437
00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:37,089
But he's hanging out at nightclubs.

438
00:28:37,340 --> 00:28:39,550
Didn't I tell you to dress up
for the occasion?

439
00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:41,301
This is all l have that was clean.

440
00:28:41,302 --> 00:28:44,012
- Mom is lazy?
- Yeah. She's getting out of hand!

441
00:28:44,305 --> 00:28:45,431
Move on, will ya?

442
00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,350
You look like shit wearing shit.

443
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,853
… said the beauty queen.

444
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,449
Am I distracting you?

445
00:29:46,659 --> 00:29:47,701
A bit.

446
00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:51,789
We've had a couple of drinks
there with the girls…

447
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:55,667
That's your business.

448
00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:58,337
Vitaliy…

449
00:29:58,421 --> 00:29:59,463
What?

450
00:30:02,175 --> 00:30:03,884
I am so, so drunk.

451
00:30:04,594 --> 00:30:05,803
Marina Vassilyevna, you are not drunk.

452
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,471
One is drunk when you are taking a leak…

453
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,640
… and all of a sudden you realize
your pants are still on.

454
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:12,768
- You aren't that drunk yet, take it from me.
- Vitaliy…

455
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:18,357
This world's a mess, and you are an
Island, you are my only my only hope.

456
00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:20,818
Marina Vassilyevna…
You were right.

457
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,070
You should cut down on drinking.

458
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,739
That's right.
Now let's drink to me cutting down!

459
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:33,622
[Presenter]: <i>Please, welcome
to the stage Vlad Topalov.</i>

460
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:38,043
Where are you going, Vitaliy?

461
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,672
You can't just to leave me here
like this. I need your help.

462
00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:45,759
This is a great psychologist.

463
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,846
He'll help you…

464
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,265
… with your alcohol addiction.

465
00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:11,827
Vitaliy!

466
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,415
I have no alcohol addiction!

467
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,801
Take a picture. It'll last longer.

468
00:31:28,177 --> 00:31:29,219
Me?

469
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,971
Was I staring at you?

470
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,640
You blend in with the wall,
so I thought…

471
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:35,684
I was looking at an inanimate object.

472
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,313
If you keep practicing your jokes,
you might grow up to be funny someday.

473
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,693
Oh, what an awkward coincidence!

474
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:46,737
What a pleasant one, I would say!

475
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:50,240
These party boys suck, I tell you.

476
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:52,451
Maybe. But the girls here are rocking.

477
00:31:52,452 --> 00:31:56,246
Vitaliy, why aren't you reacting…
… erecting to me?

478
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:02,669
Vitaliy!

479
00:32:03,504 --> 00:32:04,838
I think the song is great.

480
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:15,974
What the hell is this?

481
00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,524
What? You need an invitation?
Get in!

482
00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,277
I wouldn't get into that
piece of shit car…

483
00:32:27,278 --> 00:32:29,613
… even if it was raining and I
didn't have an umbrella.

484
00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,698
Shut the fuck up,
I'm not talking to you.

485
00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,951
- Your fat ass wouldn't fit in here anyway.
- Whaaat?

486
00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:36,870
Just what you heard.
Or Lady XXL is deaf too?

487
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,538
I'll kick your sorry ass!

488
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:41,166
Whatever, kill me, strangle me…

489
00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,751
… just don't rape me.

490
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,461
Dumbass! Move on.

491
00:32:45,672 --> 00:32:47,172
Wait up! I was joking!

492
00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:52,636
- Hey, don't you remember me?
- My memory has failed.

493
00:32:53,137 --> 00:32:55,597
If it's failed, how
do you remember that it's failed?

494
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,058
- Man, you are so annoying!
- Let's go!

495
00:32:58,059 --> 00:32:59,434
All I want is your number!

496
00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:00,727
You don't want my number,

497
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:03,772
you want something you think you can get
with my number, but you are wrong.

498
00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,566
- What?
- Ever heard of presumption of innocence?

499
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,443
Asshole!

500
00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,196
What? No Law class in school?

501
00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:18,078
I warn you, this number is neither for
heavy breathing nor perverted texting.

502
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:19,287
Moron!

503
00:33:20,123 --> 00:33:22,082
- Get lost.
- Shut up.

504
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:23,125
You shut up.

505
00:33:23,418 --> 00:33:24,835
- Fuck off.
- See you soon!

506
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,591
Vitaliy, drop into my office,
when you are not busy!

507
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,095
Vitaliy…

508
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,391
Can you feel it?

509
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,601
What?

510
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,770
Can you feel the…

511
00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:46,982
… lovey-dovey atmosphere in our office?

512
00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:53,155
I'm new to this office,
and she is just being friendly.

513
00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,948
Use your head, will you.

514
00:33:55,366 --> 00:33:58,118
I know her.
And I'm warning you.

515
00:33:59,912 --> 00:34:01,913
Here. This is what awaits you.

516
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:03,915
Come and look.

517
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,085
Look!

518
00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:21,016
Just like Zorro!

519
00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:22,476
Yeah, just like Zorro.

520
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,353
Only she's writing her “Z”
on asses, not doors.

521
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:27,314
Sveta, shame on you.

522
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,150
Now I'm scared…

523
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,695
Why don't you ask her out?

524
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:36,782
With her whip and everything?

525
00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:41,369
Why am I here again?

526
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:44,289
Can I ask you a somewhat
indelicate question?

527
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,332
Go on.

528
00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:49,878
Tell me, are you the kind of guy who
seems so gentle and caring at first…

529
00:34:50,129 --> 00:34:53,215
… but then starts drinking
and beating his girlfriend?

530
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,467
What are you talking about?

531
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:57,302
You didn't answer.

532
00:34:57,303 --> 00:35:00,889
No, I did answer, it just doesn't seem to
be the answer you wanted from me.

533
00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:03,767
Forget it.
I'm going to order lunch now.

534
00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:04,851
What do you want?

535
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,354
What in particular did
you call me in here for?

536
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,232
L see you are having a bad day.

537
00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:11,983
You haven't had your
lunch yet, have you?

538
00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:13,026
How about some pizza?

539
00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:14,736
I don't want any pizza!

540
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,405
Now, it's my turn to ask questions!

541
00:35:18,032 --> 00:35:19,533
Why are you picking on me?

542
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:22,911
Others already make fun of it.
Marina Vassilyevna.

543
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,498
- We can sack them.
- Nobody will be sacking nobody.

544
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:30,627
You've got some kind of
sexual repression problem?

545
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,671
- I don't!
- You will now!

546
00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:55,193
Make yourself comfortable.

547
00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:56,653
Why?

548
00:35:58,030 --> 00:36:00,907
Today l will teach you
to be at peace with yourself.

549
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,577
What is that supposed to mean?

550
00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:07,247
Well, you're a good girl,
aren't you?

551
00:36:07,331 --> 00:36:08,373
So?

552
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:10,667
And you want to have a good
relationship with your mother?

553
00:36:11,711 --> 00:36:12,752
I do.

554
00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:15,964
You get entangled into everyday
life and petty arguments.

555
00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:19,676
And they push you further
away from your priorities.

556
00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:21,344
What are they?

557
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:24,014
To mend my relationship
with my mother.

558
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:27,058
To mend your relationship
with your mother.

559
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:31,938
Now, when you feel you are about
to fall into negative feelings,

560
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:35,775
You must control it.

561
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:41,072
To do so, you
have to learn to relax;

562
00:36:41,073 --> 00:36:43,867
That's what I'll teach you now.
Make yourself comfortable.

563
00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,086
Close your eyes.

564
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:00,842
Now take a deep breath.

565
00:37:04,513 --> 00:37:06,598
Concentrate on your heartbeat.

566
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,062
Feel your body.

567
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,566
What do you feel?

568
00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:19,527
My ass is numb.

569
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:26,034
Think of a person you love…

570
00:37:28,204 --> 00:37:29,913
… and of one, who loves you too.

571
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:32,290
He doesn't love me.
I don't know.

572
00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:33,667
It doesn't matter.

573
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:37,212
Think of somebody or something that
brings warmth to your whole body.

574
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:46,429
Feel the warm waves
flowing all over your body,

575
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,808
going through your
bones and muscles…

576
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:53,770
Do you feel it?

577
00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,195
Are you asleep?

578
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:13,456
Alright then.

579
00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,074
Chapter 5. Anger management.

580
00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:30,241
Give me a ride, will you?

581
00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,285
To a magic wonderland?

582
00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:35,455
I am late for my date,
and you've got a car, right?

583
00:39:35,456 --> 00:39:36,998
You have to help me out.

584
00:39:36,999 --> 00:39:39,959
- You don't have anything to do anyways.
- Sounds convincing.

585
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,379
What is a jerk like me
supposed to be doing, anyway?

586
00:39:43,464 --> 00:39:44,756
Should l wear a tie?

587
00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:48,385
Have you got a stereo in your car?

588
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,226
Vitaliy, I think this song is amazing!

589
00:39:56,811 --> 00:39:59,104
Vitaliy, do you like this song or not?

590
00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:00,271
I don't.

591
00:40:00,815 --> 00:40:01,856
It's a shame,

592
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:04,526
because if you did,
we could start a fan club together.

593
00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:13,701
Don't be a schmuck, l know there's
a cool guy deep inside of you somewhere.

594
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,495
We'll save him.

595
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:18,415
Are you trying to kiss
the windshield or what?

596
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:21,459
Thanks for smoking into my face.
I can't see anything.

597
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,962
I can tell you had an
accident or something.

598
00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:25,964
You don't drive with confidence.

599
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:32,720
I am quite confident about you, though.
You will now get out of the car and walk.

600
00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:34,222
Turn right here.

601
00:40:35,349 --> 00:40:36,391
Where?

602
00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,309
Here, to the right,
because it's a right turn.

603
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:39,477
Turn right, go right.

604
00:40:39,478 --> 00:40:42,355
You know, which way is “right”?
Remember which hand holds the spoon.

605
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:50,113
Hey, what's up?
I'm sick and tired of waiting!

606
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,657
So are you going to leave, or what?

607
00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,284
Right!

608
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,537
I'll throw the flowers away, break all
the palms and then, yes, I'll leave.

609
00:40:57,746 --> 00:40:58,830
What palms?

610
00:41:00,416 --> 00:41:01,958
We're almost there.

611
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,960
“We”? What do you mean – “we”?

612
00:41:06,046 --> 00:41:09,215
- Why do you need me?
- To make fun of him, play along.

613
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,050
Sorry, I'm late.

614
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:13,845
You don't have to be sorry. l lost
fifteen minutes of my life, and you..

615
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,722
Lost the biggest chance of your lifetime.

616
00:41:15,723 --> 00:41:17,557
Say good-bye to these movie tickets!

617
00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,727
Take off your glasses,
you look like a welder.

618
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,146
He might be a welder after all,
how would you know?

619
00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,272
Who the hell is this?

620
00:41:24,356 --> 00:41:26,608
Oh. This is my uncle.
He's looking after me.

621
00:41:27,234 --> 00:41:28,693
Let's go chill at my crib.

622
00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:31,196
I'm afraid my uncle won't be able to go.

623
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:34,782
Holy shit! What the hell are
you talking about? Are you nuts?

624
00:41:34,783 --> 00:41:36,409
I won't be able to leave him.

625
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:38,203
You see him? Uncle, come here!

626
00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:41,164
Today's his birthday and we only get to
celebrate it together once every two years.

627
00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,625
Okay then! You can see him next year.

628
00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:45,627
We didn't meet last year.

629
00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:48,588
Alright, you can see him once
every three years, for all I care.

630
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:51,382
I see he doesn't mind.
Look at him, he's beaming with joy!

631
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,343
It will be eating him
from the inside, l know.

632
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,385
I'm sure it will.

633
00:41:54,386 --> 00:41:56,846
You're not a cop, are you?
Incidentally…

634
00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,186
Do you think it's alright to air
relatives on your first date?

635
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,481
Oh, no, you don't have to air me.

636
00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:09,442
Wait till I pee on this car
and I'm set to go home.

637
00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:13,029
Uncle Vitaliy, your infant-like humor
is not appropriate here at all.

638
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:15,448
Let's ride in my car.
Is that alright with you?

639
00:42:15,449 --> 00:42:17,617
No, it's not.
You can't drink and drive.

640
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:18,701
Are you 18?

641
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:20,036
- Yes.
- Then let's go!

642
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,079
Stop.

643
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,121
Hey, what's up?

644
00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:23,164
I have to obey him.

645
00:42:23,165 --> 00:42:25,166
You, guys, decide
it between yourselves.

646
00:42:25,167 --> 00:42:28,086
First you act like a whore,
but when it comes to business,

647
00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:29,128
you run off to…

648
00:42:29,296 --> 00:42:31,548
Where did you learn to speak
to a woman like that?

649
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,590
Get lost, asshole!

650
00:42:32,591 --> 00:42:35,510
Uncle Vitaliy! Save some energy
for your birthday-cake candles.

651
00:42:35,511 --> 00:42:36,803
Go home and read books!

652
00:42:37,846 --> 00:42:38,888
My leg!

653
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,351
Too many events for one afternoon!

654
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,436
- What? You broke your leg?
- Fuck off.

655
00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:54,696
Hey, you should drink more milk,
you know that? You need more calcium.

656
00:42:56,448 --> 00:42:58,241
Come on, don't be so serious.

657
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:02,870
Wait, wait. Hush. I've just had a vision.

658
00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:04,831
I see a body lying in a ditch.

659
00:43:04,873 --> 00:43:06,291
I bet it's you, Vitalik.

660
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:07,625
Seems like you're dead…

661
00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:09,627
I see words on your
back, written in blood.

662
00:43:09,628 --> 00:43:11,004
It says “Dirty bastard”.

663
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,297
Oh, shit! It's gone.

664
00:43:14,842 --> 00:43:16,509
So you can see the future?

665
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:20,305
Let's break your arm and see…
… if you acquire healing powers.

666
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:38,906
What a dumb freak!

667
00:43:38,907 --> 00:43:40,366
- Who? Me?
- You!

668
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:42,493
You can't see past your nose!

669
00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:44,454
You are a perfect man
and I am a perfect woman!

670
00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:45,997
We are meant to be together!

671
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,291
Shush, shhh, Marina Vassilyevna!

672
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,627
I am not perfect, you
are deeply mistaken.

673
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:51,669
But you are!

674
00:43:51,670 --> 00:43:54,756
You don't like football, you don't smoke,
you don't drink, and you keep good company!

675
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:57,091
Oh, put this on,
you may catch a cold.

676
00:43:57,092 --> 00:44:00,637
And you can dress me
up quicker than I undress!

677
00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:07,644
Well, maybe.

678
00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:09,771
So what?

679
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:13,399
- So that's why you are perfect.
- You take it from me.

680
00:44:15,194 --> 00:44:17,695
- Now, tell me why
- I am a perfect woman.

681
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:22,909
Speak up, silence makes you
look far less perfect. Go on.

682
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:26,412
Maybe you are perfect,

683
00:44:26,413 --> 00:44:29,582
because you are going to
give our department a raise tomorrow.

684
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,254
Alright!

685
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,812
Stop eavesdropping!

686
00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:03,741
Pardon, Madam.

687
00:45:05,035 --> 00:45:06,661
Is Doctor Do-Little in?

688
00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:07,870
Who?

689
00:45:12,751 --> 00:45:15,086
So how are you getting
along with your mother?

690
00:45:15,087 --> 00:45:16,295
It's better now.

691
00:45:16,922 --> 00:45:19,799
But still I can't just enter that
state of mind on demand.

692
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,384
That's alright.

693
00:45:21,468 --> 00:45:23,636
She started picking on
me again.

694
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,513
And that's alright,
that's how it should be.

695
00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:29,016
Remember you can't let your negative
feelings eat you from the inside.

696
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,520
You must erase every quarrel,
every scandal out of your memory.

697
00:45:33,021 --> 00:45:35,148
Each day is a brand new day
for your relationship.

698
00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:38,776
Every day you have to look at her like
it's the first time you see her;

699
00:45:38,777 --> 00:45:40,153
Without prejudice.

700
00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:44,198
Go on, doctor, go on.

701
00:45:45,242 --> 00:45:47,201
Now I have one more exercise for you.

702
00:45:47,202 --> 00:45:49,787
Whenever you meet,
every time you see your mother…

703
00:45:49,788 --> 00:45:51,706
… you try to look at her.

704
00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:53,750
And think to yourself…

705
00:45:54,501 --> 00:45:57,712
“Mommy, I love you so much!”

706
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:03,176
… and then look at her, as if she is
the most special person in the world.

707
00:46:05,053 --> 00:46:07,096
But you've got to be sincere.

708
00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:09,265
It takes some time to practice.

709
00:46:10,809 --> 00:46:12,727
I love you, doctor!

710
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,271
How does that sound?

711
00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:20,067
How does that sound?!

712
00:46:21,403 --> 00:46:23,696
How does it sound when
you talk like that?

713
00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:26,240
How do you like it,
when I talk to you like that?

714
00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:27,700
“I love you, doctor!”

715
00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:42,590
Yeah, hello?

716
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,258
Hey there!

717
00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:47,011
Don't know where to start…

718
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:48,805
Speed up. I'm busy.

719
00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:51,182
I can't speed up, my leg's broken.

720
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:54,894
Then use shorter words.

721
00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:59,106
I am calling you to say…

722
00:46:59,107 --> 00:47:01,192
… that I don't really like…

723
00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:03,694
… the way things have worked out…

724
00:47:03,695 --> 00:47:06,280
… for the two of us so far.
So I thought, maybe we could…

725
00:47:06,281 --> 00:47:08,324
… take a chance for a new beginning?

726
00:47:08,325 --> 00:47:09,784
Let me get it straight.

727
00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:11,911
Should we start from the point
when we met…

728
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:14,789
… or from the moment you
started to act like a prick?

729
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:21,295
If you decide to party it up a little,

730
00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:23,798
please, don't buy pregnancy vodka…

731
00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:25,716
You know what I'm talking about?

732
00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:27,760
You drink vodka…

733
00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:32,431
… or whatever you may be drinking and -
bang - next day you wake up pregnant.

734
00:47:32,808 --> 00:47:34,183
I think I should ask Vitalik to

735
00:47:34,184 --> 00:47:35,768
Oh, come on, Mom!

736
00:47:36,270 --> 00:47:38,062
I'm sick and tired of your stories!

737
00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:40,565
Just because you behaved
this way in the past,

738
00:47:40,607 --> 00:47:43,109
doesn't mean that I will too!

739
00:47:43,527 --> 00:47:45,236
- Oh, well
- Stop pressuring me!

740
00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:48,489
Do you want me to actually start doing
everything you've been rambling about?

741
00:47:48,615 --> 00:47:50,908
If you aren't doing anything of this
kind, what's all this fuss?

742
00:47:50,909 --> 00:47:54,203
I'm fed up with your dumb
lectures, that's all.

743
00:47:55,038 --> 00:47:56,706
We'll live and see
who's right, after all…

744
00:47:56,707 --> 00:47:58,499
Will you just shut up?

745
00:48:04,423 --> 00:48:05,882
Wait. Stay here.

746
00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:34,368
What happened?

747
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:36,954
Nothing.

748
00:48:38,373 --> 00:48:39,874
Why did you leave?

749
00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:41,500
Just to come back.

750
00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,669
Why are you giving me that look now?

751
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:44,712
What look?

752
00:48:46,465 --> 00:48:47,840
I don't know, the look.

753
00:48:51,803 --> 00:48:53,012
Why are you so quiet?

754
00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:55,306
Let's get on with our quarrel.

755
00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:57,892
I have no time to quarrel with you.

756
00:48:59,353 --> 00:49:01,562
I need to go and see Vitalik.

757
00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:13,991
Good morning!

758
00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:15,576
Good morning.

759
00:49:15,577 --> 00:49:16,827
I want to thank you…

760
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:19,622
You've been very helpful with her English…

761
00:49:19,623 --> 00:49:22,625
… and your friend, the psychologist,
has been very nice too!

762
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:25,503
- Oh, you shouldn't have…
- Wait! Wait!

763
00:49:25,587 --> 00:49:28,297
I am leaving Moscow
for a couple of days.

764
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:31,008
So Christine is going
to be alone for a while.

765
00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:34,720
She usually invites friends for a party
or “sessions”, as they call it.

766
00:49:34,721 --> 00:49:37,139
If you have some time to
spare, could you, please,

767
00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:39,392
do me a favor and keep an eye on her?

768
00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,978
I wouldn't want her to get
involved into drugs or something.

769
00:49:45,148 --> 00:49:48,567
That's like asking a mouse to keep
an eye on a cat really.

770
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:51,237
I thought you were friends.

771
00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:53,781
She trusts her friends
more than her mother.

772
00:49:54,616 --> 00:49:57,076
- That's the way it should be.
- Why's that?

773
00:49:58,245 --> 00:50:02,289
Well, you can't choose your parents,
but you can choose friends, that's why.

774
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:04,834
Anyway, you don't have to worry.

775
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,044
I know I don't have to,
but somehow I do now.

776
00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:08,462
Don't worry.

777
00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:12,466
Caught in the act!

778
00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:14,927
Did I hear you say you didn't drink?

779
00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:17,513
I don't really belong here.

780
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,641
I'll tell you why.

781
00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:24,020
You are the only decent
person around this place.

782
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:26,981
Oh, look, the cripple's back!

783
00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:28,899
Oh, yeah.

784
00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:31,610
I felt sorry for him,
so I invited him.

785
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,280
So now you can have sex,
the four of you?

786
00:50:34,656 --> 00:50:36,741
The beauty, the beast, and
his two mighty crutches?

787
00:50:37,409 --> 00:50:39,952
When l called you “decent”
I was seriously exaggerating.

788
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:45,166
Would you mind, if we really…

789
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,543
… you know…

790
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:52,339
… were… doing it… tonight?

791
00:50:55,552 --> 00:50:56,802
I suppose I would.

792
00:51:00,307 --> 00:51:01,348
You know…

793
00:51:02,517 --> 00:51:04,060
I have a feeling…

794
00:51:04,936 --> 00:51:07,897
… we are trying to get
to know each other better…

795
00:51:10,525 --> 00:51:13,194
… and we are trying to get closer…

796
00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:16,072
… but there's a wall that…

797
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:17,615
Oh, well, forget it.

798
00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:22,411
I'm going to do the dishes
if we still have any.

799
00:51:27,250 --> 00:51:29,585
Look who's here.
I was seriously misled.

800
00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:32,838
What do you mean?

801
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:35,049
I was told there won't be any assholes.

802
00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,467
But here you are.

803
00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:39,261
How's the leg?

804
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:41,222
You won't fight a cripple, will you?

805
00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:43,474
Fight? No.

806
00:51:43,558 --> 00:51:45,684
Just gonna take your
crutches away from you.

807
00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:49,396
Now don't tell me you
broke another leg!

808
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:53,818
- Hey, are you alright?
- Snap it to your own ugly face.

809
00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:55,528
Is there a medic around?

810
00:51:55,570 --> 00:51:56,821
Edik, where are you?

811
00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:59,240
- I said “a medic” not Edik.
- Edik is a medic!

812
00:52:01,368 --> 00:52:03,702
Edik, you study to be a doctor, right?

813
00:52:06,623 --> 00:52:09,750
What's the fuss? We need
some antiseptic, that's it. Here…

814
00:52:10,377 --> 00:52:11,502
Oh, no, you don't…

815
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:14,755
My eyes!

816
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,133
What's going on, idiots?

817
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:19,969
Who hit him in the face?

818
00:52:20,178 --> 00:52:21,345
This dude did it.

819
00:52:21,346 --> 00:52:23,764
What the fuck?
It's not me! He did it!

820
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,433
I didn't touch him with a finger.

821
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,019
I just took his crutches…

822
00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,147
… and then the rest he did himself.

823
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,982
Give me the crutch, the crutch.

824
00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:37,403
Let's go to my room,
move people!

825
00:52:40,740 --> 00:52:41,782
Careful!

826
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:45,202
I feel my brain bouncing in
my head, like a ping-pong ball.

827
00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:48,581
Try to sit still, it may stop.

828
00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:50,457
Little Arthur needs some help.

829
00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:52,793
What is it?

830
00:52:52,794 --> 00:52:54,378
A friend sent from Holland.

831
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:56,839
If you don't throw this shit away…

832
00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:59,049
… the next thing he sends you
is gonna be a letter from prison.

833
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:00,342
Cut the crap!

834
00:53:00,343 --> 00:53:03,554
I imagine my Mom returning
and seeing me smoking this.

835
00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,849
Hey, it's not a drug.
It's weed.

836
00:53:07,017 --> 00:53:08,309
Everyone smokes it.

837
00:53:09,060 --> 00:53:12,563
Except for may be plastic
surgeons or air traffic controllers.

838
00:53:13,356 --> 00:53:15,691
Although Russian air traffic
controllers definitely smoke.

839
00:53:15,859 --> 00:53:16,901
Well I don't do it.

840
00:53:17,819 --> 00:53:19,236
Why can't we just talk?

841
00:53:21,489 --> 00:53:23,991
Talking is a waste of time, by itself.

842
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,075
Why?

843
00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:28,871
Talking as part of sex or job
routine is a whole different matter.

844
00:53:30,081 --> 00:53:31,624
Let's talk about jobs, then.

845
00:53:32,167 --> 00:53:34,168
- Or about sex?
- You heard me.

846
00:53:34,294 --> 00:53:36,045
Okay, let's talk about jobs.

847
00:53:36,129 --> 00:53:38,631
- What do you want to be?
- Nobody in particular.

848
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,841
How will you get money, then?

849
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:42,885
I'll find myself a millionaire lover

850
00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:44,803
and I'll live happily ever after.

851
00:53:45,513 --> 00:53:48,265
There'll be a lot of dough.
Yeah. That's it.

852
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:25,135
Vitaliy! Vitaliy!

853
00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,306
Wanna tap my custard-pie?

854
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:40,109
I would like to work in a boutique
that sells women underwear.

855
00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:46,031
As a piece of underwear?

856
00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:47,866
No.

857
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:50,494
As manual identifier of
women's breast sizes.

858
00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:52,997
What?

859
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:06,593
And I would like to work
as a penoscrotal destroyer!

860
00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:09,430
Vitaliy.

861
00:55:11,558 --> 00:55:14,143
You know,
we could repay them by doing the same.

862
00:55:16,271 --> 00:55:17,896
For example with me…

863
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:20,774
- Nina
- What's the problem?

864
00:55:20,775 --> 00:55:23,068
A quickie.
No one has to know. Huh?

865
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,865
Nina, that sounds very
tempting, indeed…

866
00:55:27,991 --> 00:55:30,159
… but, I am afraid,
I will have to say “no”.

867
00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:34,413
This could be the
chance of your life, Vitaliy!

868
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:35,706
You better know that.

869
00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:40,627
I realize it well enough, thank you.

870
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:43,088
And thank you for your kind proposal…

871
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,424
… but I have to go back to sleep now.

872
00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:46,800
But tomorrow is Saturday!

873
00:55:47,802 --> 00:55:51,221
Yes and I wouldn't want
to sleep over my weekend, would l?

874
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:54,892
I want to rest well.

875
00:55:56,686 --> 00:56:01,357
If you're embarassed to be seen around me,
we can keep it as our tiny little secret.

876
00:56:04,819 --> 00:56:07,321
Let's keep this conversation
our tiny little secret, alright?

877
00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:09,615
Alright. Good night!

878
00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:04,795
The five thousand rubles invested in this
party did not pay off a bit. It stinks.

879
00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:08,424
Five and a half.

880
00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:12,886
Check it out, a perfect
pick for some social ad.

881
00:57:13,763 --> 00:57:14,930
A perfect prick?

882
00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:17,641
<i>(Girl: What?)</i>

883
00:57:18,017 --> 00:57:20,436
I guess he's trying to think of
something nauseating…

884
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,980
… enough for him to
throw up on the floor.

885
00:57:23,106 --> 00:57:24,148
<i>(Girl: What?)</i>

886
00:57:24,149 --> 00:57:26,066
So he could go and
get wasted again…

887
00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,485
Let's get it over with.

888
00:57:30,196 --> 00:57:33,240
He says, he likes you,
now get the hell outta here.

889
00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:37,327
Where's Vitaliy? Did he go home?

890
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:39,788
Yeah… he started hitting on me.

891
00:57:39,956 --> 00:57:43,292
But I told him to get lost,
so he took his ass home.

892
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:44,835
Must be sleeping by now.

893
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,798
Alright, alright, l was hitting on him…

894
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:51,800
… but he didn't move a finger.

895
00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:55,512
That dude's got no toothpaste
in the tube no more.

896
00:57:55,555 --> 00:57:56,597
Unfortunately.

897
00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,724
You'd better go after
the cripple over there.

898
00:58:03,229 --> 00:58:04,480
Why did you leave?

899
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:06,940
Dunno.

900
00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:09,902
What have you been doing?

901
00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:16,408
Well, I was sitting…

902
00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:18,410
I couldn't sleep.

903
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:28,545
Then I thought it was a chance to
finish the book I didn't have time for.

904
00:58:30,131 --> 00:58:32,633
I read it for a while,
but it didn't help much.

905
00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:35,802
Had some tea.

906
00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:38,347
Finally fell asleep.

907
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:44,561
What about your private party?

908
00:58:45,313 --> 00:58:46,355
Private party?

909
00:58:46,814 --> 00:58:47,856
With that clown?

910
00:58:48,942 --> 00:58:50,609
I'm unlucky with guys.

911
00:58:51,819 --> 00:58:54,112
Maybe it's a sign, a sign to quit?

912
00:58:54,447 --> 00:58:55,739
Right, quit boys.

913
00:58:56,157 --> 00:58:58,951
I still haven't been able to
find the right one for me.

914
00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:01,495
Listen, how about some coffee?

915
00:59:01,621 --> 00:59:03,038
I've got a terrible headache.

916
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:06,917
What's the matter?

917
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:11,296
Well, maybe I would be
shining with enthusiasm now…

918
00:59:11,464 --> 00:59:14,132
… if I hadn't drowned it
in a bottle of vodka.

919
00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:17,302
Is this the book you've been reading?

920
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,013
Self-improvement?

921
00:59:20,515 --> 00:59:22,349
What's left to improve, Vitaliy?

922
00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:29,356
It doesn't help much, anyway.

923
00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,818
I keep reacting to things stupidly.

924
00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,738
All you need is self-control.

925
00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:40,158
You're not a bully deep inside.

926
00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:41,368
You're a good boy.

927
00:59:42,328 --> 00:59:44,663
You forget about it,
but that's what you are.

928
00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:47,833
You must remind yourself of it.

929
00:59:49,544 --> 00:59:50,919
Remind myself of what?

930
00:59:51,629 --> 00:59:53,130
Make yourself comfortable.

931
00:59:55,091 --> 00:59:56,425
Sit back.

932
00:59:57,218 --> 00:59:59,136
Is this some sort of a test or what?

933
01:00:00,179 --> 01:00:02,389
No, it's not a test.
Trust me.

934
01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:03,849
Close your eyes.

935
01:00:09,814 --> 01:00:11,523
Concentrate on your heartbeat.

936
01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,442
You are here now.

937
01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:18,155
Ln this very moment in
space and time.

938
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:24,286
Think of a loved one,
think of someone who loves you.

939
01:00:25,913 --> 01:00:27,539
The two of you together.

940
01:00:29,751 --> 01:00:31,293
Take a deep breath.

941
01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:35,172
And exhale all the
negative feelings you have.

942
01:00:38,259 --> 01:00:39,760
Hey you, with one leg!

943
01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:42,971
Do you need some Advil?

944
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:46,808
What Advil?

945
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:48,602
This one!

946
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,687
I don't want your chemicals,

947
01:00:51,481 --> 01:00:53,690
when I've got natural product here.

948
01:00:53,858 --> 01:00:55,359
Oops, there's a little less now.

949
01:01:00,865 --> 01:01:02,199
Are you sleeping?

950
01:01:03,034 --> 01:01:04,076
And you?

951
01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:07,037
No.

952
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,289
I actually am.

953
01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:14,294
Who did you think of,
when you closed your eyes?

954
01:01:14,379 --> 01:01:16,088
When I told you to relax?

955
01:01:16,798 --> 01:01:18,423
My girlfriend.

956
01:01:19,050 --> 01:01:21,593
But you said you
don't have a girlfriend.

957
01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:24,429
That's right, she's gone.

958
01:01:28,017 --> 01:01:30,560
Did you break up - or?

959
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:34,523
She died in the car accident.

960
01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:49,830
Is this OK?

961
01:01:50,665 --> 01:01:52,916
It is, it is. OK, I said.

962
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:56,962
Give it to me.

963
01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:02,634
Are you listening?

964
01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:04,344
Looks like her diary.

965
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:08,724
Look at the date, dumbass.

966
01:02:08,891 --> 01:02:11,768
It's been four years
since she wrote here last entry.

967
01:02:12,395 --> 01:02:16,022
You don't think this diary
is special for her, do you?

968
01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:17,274
Smoke it.

969
01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:20,193
It's weird that she still keeps it.

970
01:02:21,195 --> 01:02:23,321
She's got all these little sayings here.

971
01:02:23,322 --> 01:02:25,073
Let's smoke this one.

972
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:32,497
“You'll learn to love when you learn to
walk on snow without leaving footprints”.

973
01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:34,207
What the fuck?

974
01:02:35,126 --> 01:02:39,838
It says love is a terminal…
… disease you're born with…

975
01:02:39,881 --> 01:02:43,383
… you can't just learn to love anyone…

976
01:02:47,638 --> 01:02:49,681
They promoted me that day.

977
01:02:51,225 --> 01:02:54,019
And I went to celebrate it
at a bar with my co-workers.

978
01:02:54,145 --> 01:02:56,188
She turned out to be there too.

979
01:02:56,689 --> 01:02:59,483
Chatting with a man. He was her cousin.

980
01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:02,402
I thought she was cheating on me.

981
01:03:02,653 --> 01:03:07,449
We made a deal, you know, to tell each
other every little thing about ourselves.

982
01:03:07,533 --> 01:03:08,784
Then I hit him.

983
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,245
You were so jealous of her?

984
01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:16,374
I was. Granted l had
never seen the guy before…

985
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:18,710
… so I assumed he was her lover…

986
01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:21,922
What happened then?

987
01:03:23,216 --> 01:03:24,883
I was driving her home…

988
01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:28,053
… when I fell asleep behind the wheel.
I was very drunk.

989
01:03:28,179 --> 01:03:33,058
It felt like it was someone else,
not me, there.

990
01:03:39,899 --> 01:03:41,900
I didn't feel any pain.

991
01:03:43,277 --> 01:03:46,112
At the same time l could hardly move.

992
01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:53,537
Do you remember her last words?

993
01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:01,503
I don't, I think she was
silent, as she usually was.

994
01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:05,173
She never argued with me,
never yelled at me or anything.

995
01:04:09,762 --> 01:04:12,556
And that made it so much worse.

996
01:04:15,643 --> 01:04:18,770
I wish she would have
screamed or stomped her feet.

997
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,648
But she never did.
She was silent.

998
01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,738
I know it seems so strange…

999
01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:33,201
But I didn't have a single thought
about her on the way to the hospital.

1000
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:37,873
I thought, maybe I would
have to stay at the hospital…

1001
01:04:40,084 --> 01:04:43,169
… for some months and lose my new job.

1002
01:04:45,506 --> 01:04:48,174
It's strange I never even thought of her.

1003
01:05:16,662 --> 01:05:18,747
Alright, I have something to confess too.

1004
01:05:19,206 --> 01:05:21,124
I was at a construction site once,

1005
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:24,252
when I was a kid, and I threw
a brick down on a passer-by.

1006
01:05:24,253 --> 01:05:26,254
I have no idea what happened to him.

1007
01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:27,714
I ran away.

1008
01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:32,093
I may have killed him on the
spot, really, or l may have missed…

1009
01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:33,511
… I don't know…

1010
01:05:35,306 --> 01:05:36,431
I want to sleep.

1011
01:05:37,516 --> 01:05:39,017
Can I stay?

1012
01:05:39,226 --> 01:05:40,894
I don't think that's a good idea.

1013
01:05:42,855 --> 01:05:47,275
I have the feeling that if I leave now,
you'll jump out of the window.

1014
01:05:48,027 --> 01:05:52,489
I don't think most people clean their
teeth before jumping out of the window.

1015
01:05:59,538 --> 01:06:01,456
Nina, where is that smoke coming from?

1016
01:06:02,750 --> 01:06:04,542
What the hell are you doing, shitheads?

1017
01:06:04,669 --> 01:06:06,378
Our authoress has come back!

1018
01:06:10,716 --> 01:06:12,550
You go on howling, bitch!

1019
01:06:12,885 --> 01:06:15,679
Wait till I tape your ugly mouth shut!

1020
01:06:17,223 --> 01:06:20,058
I'll damn right glue your dirty
mouth closed, you fat cow!

1021
01:06:20,476 --> 01:06:22,769
And you pig!
Are your legs feeling better?!

1022
01:06:22,770 --> 01:06:24,771
This weed has healing powers!!!

1023
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:28,733
Fuck you!
Get the hell outta here!

1024
01:06:29,568 --> 01:06:31,444
Don't kick me,
I'm physically challenged.

1025
01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:33,113
Mentally as well.

1026
01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:24,873
You're up. Great.
Let's go get some breakfast.

1027
01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:26,249
Go where?

1028
01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:27,917
This way. Follow me.

1029
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:30,045
But I haven't brushed my teeth yet.

1030
01:07:30,212 --> 01:07:31,629
You'll get to later!

1031
01:07:42,016 --> 01:07:44,350
- Don't look!
- When did you get up?

1032
01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:48,104
I did surprise myself by
getting up pretty early.

1033
01:07:49,523 --> 01:07:52,317
You go to my room now
and get in my bed.

1034
01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:55,236
I mean we'll have
breakfast in my bed today.

1035
01:07:55,446 --> 01:07:57,989
I'm a civilized person. I'm accustomed
to eat in the kitchen.

1036
01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:00,450
Doing it in bed once
won't hurt you.

1037
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,369
Today you'll get the
chance to live my life.

1038
01:08:03,662 --> 01:08:05,622
You'll be listening to my favorite music.

1039
01:08:06,082 --> 01:08:08,208
Eating my favorite movies,

1040
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,043
and watching my favorite food.

1041
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,714
No, thank you, I just can't fit any
more food in me!

1042
01:08:14,715 --> 01:08:15,924
You've got lots of room left!

1043
01:08:15,925 --> 01:08:17,175
That's just an illusion.

1044
01:08:17,218 --> 01:08:18,343
What sort of illusion?

1045
01:08:19,762 --> 01:08:20,804
Eat!

1046
01:08:24,975 --> 01:08:26,518
What would you like for dessert?

1047
01:08:33,317 --> 01:08:34,859
What on Earth are you doing?

1048
01:08:35,653 --> 01:08:37,904
Look at this shawl!
It's so cool!

1049
01:08:38,948 --> 01:08:40,990
Do l look like your Granny?

1050
01:08:41,158 --> 01:08:45,036
Or like a soldier from Napoleon's army
fleeing Russia in 1812?

1051
01:08:45,538 --> 01:08:46,996
You're so hairy.

1052
01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:50,834
You know, the way you wrapped me in
this shawl reminds me of those waffles…

1053
01:08:50,835 --> 01:08:54,921
… you know, you bake them, and then you
wrap sweet stuff into them.

1054
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:57,590
My mother baked them for me
on this kind of plate.

1055
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,051
- Were they just as hairy as you?
- Almost.

1056
01:09:00,261 --> 01:09:03,096
What would you say to some
duck with apples, by the way?

1057
01:09:11,355 --> 01:09:13,398
Is this what they call “mild violence”?

1058
01:09:14,358 --> 01:09:18,278
I remember I used to take my bb gun
and shoot rats when l was a kid.

1059
01:09:18,696 --> 01:09:20,029
But ducks, that's cruel.

1060
01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:22,282
Why's that?
They're the same as rats!

1061
01:09:23,909 --> 01:09:25,201
It's terrible anyway.

1062
01:09:25,995 --> 01:09:27,704
Remember you ate meat this morning?

1063
01:09:27,913 --> 01:09:30,165
Millions of cows get
slaughtered every day,

1064
01:09:30,374 --> 01:09:33,209
just because millions of jerks
like you can't live without meat.

1065
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:36,129
Do you know how they die?
They plug their horns into a socket.

1066
01:09:36,255 --> 01:09:39,465
And bang! The cows die from electric
shock. It's like an electric chair!

1067
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:42,093
And this what you call violence?
It's our morning exercise.

1068
01:09:42,094 --> 01:09:44,429
What's this apple to a big fat duck?

1069
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:48,474
It's next to nothing. I'm pretty
sure they enjoy it as much as I do.

1070
01:09:48,475 --> 01:09:51,186
I want to have some
fun too, is that so wrong?

1071
01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:53,271
By the way, how about going
to a Halloween party this week?

1072
01:09:53,272 --> 01:09:54,856
You'll make a great company.

1073
01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:56,816
Look in the mirror!
You don't even need to wear a mask.

1074
01:09:56,859 --> 01:09:59,027
Alright! It'll be a pleasure
seeing you play the part…

1075
01:09:59,111 --> 01:10:01,529
… of the Wicked Witch of
the West every single day!

1076
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:03,239
You didn't mean that, did you?

1077
01:10:03,282 --> 01:10:06,034
Take your words back or
I'll throw an apple at you!

1078
01:10:06,118 --> 01:10:09,204
Stop it! I didn't even have time
to say that l didn't mean it!

1079
01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:12,790
You must be pretty grateful
to me for making your life easier!

1080
01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:15,335
What're you getting at?

1081
01:10:16,378 --> 01:10:17,670
Well, to put it mildly,

1082
01:10:17,671 --> 01:10:19,547
It's not like you to
take the initiative.

1083
01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:20,590
Pardon?

1084
01:10:24,845 --> 01:10:27,555
Alright, I'll go to your
stupid Halloween party.

1085
01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:31,726
But you'll have to do me a favor.

1086
01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:34,896
My boss is all over me.

1087
01:10:35,105 --> 01:10:36,814
You want me to sort her out?

1088
01:10:40,361 --> 01:10:43,196
Will you come to my office,
so she could see us together?

1089
01:10:43,405 --> 01:10:45,573
So that she'll think
I'm seeing somebody.

1090
01:10:45,699 --> 01:10:47,825
“Somebody”! l'm the
best there possibly is.

1091
01:10:48,202 --> 01:10:49,702
- Right.
- And I'm coming!

1092
01:10:49,703 --> 01:10:51,246
The very best. Almost perfect.

1093
01:10:52,873 --> 01:10:54,165
My hands are cold.

1094
01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:56,834
Easy easy.

1095
01:10:58,587 --> 01:11:00,380
You argue all the time.

1096
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:02,382
It's you who argues, not me!

1097
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:03,508
Oh, turn it off!

1098
01:11:03,884 --> 01:11:05,551
Why? Don't you want some light?

1099
01:11:05,552 --> 01:11:08,221
If we were back in my room now,
I would get the lights on.

1100
01:11:08,305 --> 01:11:11,641
- Do you want me to turn it on for you?
- No, I don't.

1101
01:11:12,184 --> 01:11:15,144
But you just said you needed some light!

1102
01:11:15,854 --> 01:11:18,481
I am your guest,
and I'm trying to be polite.

1103
01:11:19,566 --> 01:11:21,985
You are my guest,
that's why it should be on then.

1104
01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:25,238
As your guest I want it to be off.
Please.

1105
01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:28,992
If l were your guest,
would you turn the light for me?

1106
01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:30,451
- Yes, I would.
- Fine.

1107
01:11:32,204 --> 01:11:33,871
I can't see my pumpkin anywhere.

1108
01:11:33,956 --> 01:11:35,873
Could you turn on the light, please?

1109
01:11:40,921 --> 01:11:44,048
Do you know the story of
the first Halloween pumpkin?

1110
01:11:46,010 --> 01:11:47,051
Look.

1111
01:11:48,345 --> 01:11:49,387
Cool.

1112
01:11:51,265 --> 01:11:53,016
So do you know the story?

1113
01:11:56,562 --> 01:12:00,273
Once upon a time there lived
an Irish farmer named Jack.

1114
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:05,028
He loved booze, gambling and girls.

1115
01:12:06,989 --> 01:12:11,826
So one day he died, and you could tell
he wasn't going to get into Heaven.

1116
01:12:11,827 --> 01:12:14,662
There was no room in Hell for him either.

1117
01:12:14,663 --> 01:12:16,622
He was a weird guy.

1118
01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:20,710
So he had to wander around
with his pumpkin head…

1119
01:12:23,047 --> 01:12:25,590
… and some coals burning inside.

1120
01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:27,800
Just like you!

1121
01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:31,846
I am not wandering.

1122
01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:39,020
The car crash put an
end to my previous life.

1123
01:12:40,647 --> 01:12:45,193
So as long as it ended up that badly,
I guess I was living it in vain.

1124
01:12:45,569 --> 01:12:50,406
I made up my mind to clean…
… the slate and start a new life.

1125
01:12:51,492 --> 01:12:53,159
So here I am.

1126
01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,707
Here you are.

1127
01:12:59,792 --> 01:13:00,833
What is it?

1128
01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:02,710
Fill in the blanks, please.

1129
01:13:03,128 --> 01:13:04,170
Why?

1130
01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:08,424
It's a profile of my husband-to-be.
You are one of the candidates.

1131
01:13:10,094 --> 01:13:12,303
So are you happy now?
That you moved here?

1132
01:13:15,933 --> 01:13:19,936
That accident, you know, I wouldn't
want anyone to go through it…

1133
01:13:19,937 --> 01:13:23,523
… but it was something that definitely
changed my life for the better.

1134
01:13:26,402 --> 01:13:29,278
How about the girl?
Do you still love her?

1135
01:13:30,489 --> 01:13:31,531
Yes, I do.

1136
01:13:54,388 --> 01:13:57,598
Vitaliy, I need to talk to you about
an urgent business matter!

1137
01:13:58,016 --> 01:14:00,101
Let's go some place light.

1138
01:14:04,815 --> 01:14:05,857
Look.

1139
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,318
What do you think I should
wear for our office date?

1140
01:14:09,611 --> 01:14:11,654
If l wear a bra, it'll shape my tits.

1141
01:14:11,864 --> 01:14:14,782
But if I don't wear it,
you'll be able to see the nipples!

1142
01:14:18,829 --> 01:14:20,455
It doesn't make much of a difference,

1143
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:21,998
if you wear a bra or not,

1144
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,834
you are young and so your
breasts don't sag yet.

1145
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:27,086
Why do you men call the breast “breasts”?

1146
01:14:27,087 --> 01:14:28,129
You're right,

1147
01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:32,133
if you wear a bra, l won't be able to
see your nipples, that would be too bad.

1148
01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:35,720
- I see you are quite an expert!
- So your idea was to barge in like this…

1149
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:37,763
… and embarrass me
with your silly little tricks.

1150
01:14:37,848 --> 01:14:39,724
Is that what you call
“silly little tricks”?

1151
01:14:40,058 --> 01:14:41,809
It only proves you are gay.

1152
01:14:43,061 --> 01:14:44,854
I work for a women's magazine.

1153
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:47,273
Goodness,
such an estranged professional tone!

1154
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,525
I work for a women's
magazine, remember?

1155
01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:51,527
Two-zero for “gay”.

1156
01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:54,238
Have you ever had sex with a man?

1157
01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:56,032
I haven't.

1158
01:14:56,033 --> 01:14:57,074
Have you ever touched one?

1159
01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:58,117
A man?

1160
01:14:58,118 --> 01:14:59,160
Yes.

1161
01:14:59,161 --> 01:15:00,244
To shake hands.

1162
01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,664
Did you feel anything,
when you touched them?

1163
01:15:03,707 --> 01:15:05,082
No.

1164
01:15:05,876 --> 01:15:07,752
Fine! When do we meet?

1165
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:11,380
Yes!

1166
01:15:13,592 --> 01:15:14,634
What?

1167
01:15:15,594 --> 01:15:17,929
You know what l hate
about our marriage?

1168
01:15:18,388 --> 01:15:19,430
You!

1169
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,936
- Your husband?
- Shrewd, are we?

1170
01:15:27,397 --> 01:15:28,439
You never…

1171
01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:31,275
You never told me
anything about your family.

1172
01:15:31,818 --> 01:15:33,069
I hate cursing.

1173
01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:37,323
Is it that bad?

1174
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:40,451
Everything's just fine!

1175
01:15:40,452 --> 01:15:41,619
It's as fine as it gets!

1176
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,371
I'll show you something now.

1177
01:15:43,580 --> 01:15:46,499
Wait till I open my facebook
Welcome to my life!

1178
01:15:48,168 --> 01:15:49,335
Here. Look!

1179
01:15:50,045 --> 01:15:51,837
It's our kid, Petya.

1180
01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:53,381
“Dreambuster”, I call him.

1181
01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:55,800
When he's in the mood,
he plays with his wee-wee,

1182
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:58,052
when he's not, he paints pictures
on the wall with his shit.

1183
01:15:58,053 --> 01:16:01,013
This is my husband,
who wants us to go for a second child,

1184
01:16:01,014 --> 01:16:03,683
so I could have
the stomach just as big as his.

1185
01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:07,103
The only exercise he does is by wiping
his fat ass and eating “pirogues”,

1186
01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:08,771
oops, only in reverse order.

1187
01:16:08,772 --> 01:16:10,606
His biggest ambition is to
get sloshed on beer…

1188
01:16:10,607 --> 01:16:13,317
… and fall asleep on the
sofa in front of the TV.

1189
01:16:13,318 --> 01:16:14,777
And this is my mother-in-law,

1190
01:16:14,778 --> 01:16:18,406
I tear up every time I see her and
I get sick every time l hear her.

1191
01:16:18,407 --> 01:16:20,992
I have to stare at her
every minute I spend…

1192
01:16:21,034 --> 01:16:23,160
… because our flat is so small, that
wherever I turn, she's always in sight.

1193
01:16:23,161 --> 01:16:25,162
This is my happy “ever after” for you.

1194
01:16:25,163 --> 01:16:26,581
Any questions?

1195
01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:29,250
Sweetie!

1196
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:33,921
Collect the dropped jaw and let's go!

1197
01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:37,550
Is this your girlfriend?

1198
01:16:40,053 --> 01:16:42,305
The bachelor's lifestyle
has its benefits too.

1199
01:16:55,819 --> 01:16:57,236
Wait, you got it all wrong.

1200
01:16:57,237 --> 01:16:59,280
Food goes here, plastic goes there.

1201
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,365
Wow!

1202
01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:03,409
Is that what they call “civilization”?

1203
01:17:06,288 --> 01:17:07,413
She's looking.

1204
01:17:08,957 --> 01:17:11,083
She's totally looking.
Don't stare at her.

1205
01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:15,630
I think I've seen her someplace.

1206
01:17:17,215 --> 01:17:20,343
Your sexy little fantasies must
have been leaking through the wall.

1207
01:17:24,431 --> 01:17:26,557
Careful with the ass!
You are overacting!

1208
01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:28,476
Get it together, papi!

1209
01:17:28,852 --> 01:17:30,728
My “Oscar” for best role is on its way.

1210
01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:35,691
Shoo!

1211
01:17:49,623 --> 01:17:51,290
Christine?!

1212
01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:26,283
- Hello.
- Hello.

1213
01:18:28,286 --> 01:18:29,912
Vitaliy, I need to talk to you.

1214
01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:35,918
Christine seems very attached to you.

1215
01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:38,295
She's very sensitive, you know,

1216
01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:42,216
she's never seen her father,
and that explains a lot…

1217
01:18:42,217 --> 01:18:44,635
Wait, wait,
I believe you're exaggerating here…

1218
01:18:44,761 --> 01:18:47,221
Thank God I've known
her for all these 1 7 years,

1219
01:18:47,222 --> 01:18:50,015
and l can see that she might be
falling in love with you.

1220
01:18:50,016 --> 01:18:51,517
- What?
- She is.

1221
01:18:53,395 --> 01:18:54,854
What should I do?

1222
01:18:57,357 --> 01:18:58,691
On the one hand,

1223
01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:04,071
the funny thing is l can't
put my foot down here at all.

1224
01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:08,576
I say “yes”, she says “no”,
and vice versa.

1225
01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:10,870
She's got her principles.

1226
01:19:10,871 --> 01:19:13,330
On the other hand,
it would be nice, if you…

1227
01:19:13,331 --> 01:19:15,666
… simply stopped seeing her.

1228
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:18,252
I don't think so, no…

1229
01:19:18,253 --> 01:19:23,090
You don't know her at all.
She's not able to focus on anything now.

1230
01:19:23,884 --> 01:19:27,511
She's trying to balance between her
abominable friends, her school life,

1231
01:19:27,679 --> 01:19:31,223
I believe her education is all
that matters at this point.

1232
01:19:31,224 --> 01:19:33,517
She should be studying hard now.

1233
01:19:33,518 --> 01:19:36,896
I will not always be around to help,
don't you see?

1234
01:19:38,565 --> 01:19:39,732
I do, I do.

1235
01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:43,611
It's not that I think you are
a bad person to know or anything.

1236
01:19:45,322 --> 01:19:48,991
What I'm trying to say is
things may not turn out well for her,

1237
01:19:48,992 --> 01:19:52,828
- …and you could be the reason for that.
- I do understand.

1238
01:19:55,665 --> 01:19:58,209
You don't know how lucky you are, do you?

1239
01:19:58,335 --> 01:19:59,418
Do I?

1240
01:20:00,253 --> 01:20:01,462
Why?

1241
01:20:02,255 --> 01:20:04,131
You just have to sit and listen.

1242
01:20:07,177 --> 01:20:09,303
It's next to doing nothing.

1243
01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:13,766
What about writing books
or reading for a doctorate?

1244
01:20:13,850 --> 01:20:14,892
Same stuff.

1245
01:20:17,354 --> 01:20:20,898
Although it must be pretty boring
to listen to these ravings…

1246
01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:23,192
… every single day, though.

1247
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,277
Well, l usually think to myself…

1248
01:20:25,737 --> 01:20:28,280
“what sort of
a raving will I hear today?”

1249
01:20:29,407 --> 01:20:31,534
Being curious is important.

1250
01:20:32,118 --> 01:20:33,452
I see.

1251
01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:39,708
Doctor?

1252
01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:41,293
Yes?

1253
01:20:44,005 --> 01:20:47,299
Do you believe you can have
lots of happiness without…

1254
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:50,052
… having to pay for it
sooner or later?

1255
01:20:57,435 --> 01:20:58,769
Well, the thing here is…

1256
01:20:58,770 --> 01:21:01,230
… you shouldn't think about
paying for your happiness,

1257
01:21:01,231 --> 01:21:03,899
because your negative thoughts
may actually make it happen.

1258
01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:07,027
Right, but, you know,
if someone feels good,

1259
01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:11,156
they still have this nagging
feeling things could turn out bad.

1260
01:21:12,075 --> 01:21:14,702
Yes, but you may want to
look at things differently.

1261
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:18,873
Try to imagine that no matter how happy
you are, you can be even happier.

1262
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:22,585
Happiness is like the universe,
it can expand endlessly.

1263
01:21:23,211 --> 01:21:26,672
Tell yourself that no matter
how happy you may be now,

1264
01:21:26,673 --> 01:21:30,676
you are only a step away
from a new world of discoveries,

1265
01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,887
adventures, some new…

1266
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:34,221
Some new…

1267
01:21:35,223 --> 01:21:36,599
… prospects?

1268
01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:38,726
Yes.

1269
01:21:39,269 --> 01:21:42,980
Stay optimistic and wait for
all these things to come your way…

1270
01:21:44,065 --> 01:21:45,983
… in due time.

1271
01:21:47,235 --> 01:21:49,528
I see. Thanks.

1272
01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:56,160
How long this is going to continue?

1273
01:21:56,661 --> 01:21:57,703
It's pretty much full.

1274
01:21:57,704 --> 01:22:00,539
You know what I'm talking about.
Your snotty little girl.

1275
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,000
You know how old you are?
You need a mature woman like me!

1276
01:22:03,001 --> 01:22:05,544
Marina Vassilyevna!
You are putting on an act now.

1277
01:22:06,796 --> 01:22:07,838
It's ridiculous.

1278
01:22:07,839 --> 01:22:10,799
If you've slept with her,
then we're through. Now!

1279
01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:12,217
I sleep alone.

1280
01:22:12,552 --> 01:22:13,969
Are you gay or something?

1281
01:22:14,262 --> 01:22:16,555
Gays sleep with men. I sleep alone.

1282
01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:20,684
You sleep with yourself and you are
a man. That means you're gay.

1283
01:22:22,437 --> 01:22:23,604
I'm leaving.

1284
01:22:23,605 --> 01:22:25,356
And I was about to promote you!

1285
01:22:26,024 --> 01:22:28,484
I've just written any two-week notice.
It's on Sveta's desk.

1286
01:22:28,485 --> 01:22:30,110
You take it and you tear it up!

1287
01:22:30,111 --> 01:22:31,236
Or?

1288
01:22:32,238 --> 01:22:34,114
Or else you're going to fire me?

1289
01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:35,991
No!

1290
01:22:36,868 --> 01:22:38,494
I'll chuck this tea into your face!

1291
01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,334
That's the scariest threat
I've ever heard in my life!

1292
01:22:48,505 --> 01:22:49,546
Asshole!

1293
01:22:49,923 --> 01:22:51,882
It' over! You're fired!

1294
01:22:53,301 --> 01:22:55,427
It's the end of your career!

1295
01:22:58,723 --> 01:23:02,059
And it's the first day l wore
my favorite lucky sweater.

1296
01:23:02,394 --> 01:23:03,435
Coffee?

1297
01:23:03,728 --> 01:23:04,770
Tea.

1298
01:23:05,563 --> 01:23:07,022
Must be strong?

1299
01:23:09,109 --> 01:23:10,567
Dunno, it's hot.

1300
01:23:12,570 --> 01:23:14,363
So what are you going to do?

1301
01:23:17,450 --> 01:23:19,743
I don't know. I'll go back to
Serpukhov, l guess.

1302
01:23:20,161 --> 01:23:22,830
I'll wander around
like a pumpkinhead.

1303
01:23:22,872 --> 01:23:23,914
Like a what?

1304
01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:27,793
I mean Halloween.
You know Halloween?

1305
01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,213
A pumpkin with a candle inside.

1306
01:23:32,757 --> 01:23:33,799
So what?

1307
01:23:33,800 --> 01:23:34,842
Nothing.

1308
01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:38,262
Here.

1309
01:23:38,555 --> 01:23:40,222
Enjoy the silence.

1310
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:41,849
What is it?

1311
01:23:42,017 --> 01:23:43,308
A key.

1312
01:23:43,643 --> 01:23:46,270
You can stay in my apartment for a while.

1313
01:23:47,105 --> 01:23:50,774
Well, you can stay there until
you make up with your husband.

1314
01:23:52,485 --> 01:23:55,654
Wait, you've just given your
key to someone you hardly know.

1315
01:23:56,239 --> 01:23:57,281
We aren't even friends!

1316
01:23:57,824 --> 01:23:59,658
Isn't it time we became friends?

1317
01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:27,269
That'll be 750.

1318
01:24:39,657 --> 01:24:41,658
I can't take this bill, it's torn.

1319
01:24:43,369 --> 01:24:44,995
Because you just tore it.

1320
01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:47,289
I did not.

1321
01:24:47,540 --> 01:24:48,582
You didn't?

1322
01:24:48,583 --> 01:24:49,625
No.

1323
01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:52,419
I saw you tear it, when you picked it up,

1324
01:24:52,420 --> 01:24:54,296
so you better stop complaining.

1325
01:24:55,006 --> 01:24:58,634
I'm afraid I can't take this bill,
my boss won't be very happy if l do.

1326
01:24:58,843 --> 01:25:01,637
Is this my problem?
You deal with your boss.

1327
01:25:02,138 --> 01:25:05,224
Can't you just go to the bank
and exchange it?

1328
01:25:05,225 --> 01:25:06,433
Which bank?

1329
01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:07,851
Any bank. Take a walk.

1330
01:25:07,852 --> 01:25:09,686
Why do I have to walk anywhere?

1331
01:25:09,687 --> 01:25:12,648
Just because a dumbass like
you can't take my money right?

1332
01:25:12,690 --> 01:25:13,899
Hey, why are you calling me a dumbass?

1333
01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:16,568
Take the money, dumbass!
I'm warning you.

1334
01:25:16,569 --> 01:25:18,070
You've got a thousand, right?!

1335
01:25:18,279 --> 01:25:20,489
I've also got a bill you tore.

1336
01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:23,992
Why the hell do you care about what you
throw into your fuckin' cash register?

1337
01:25:23,993 --> 01:25:26,328
I am afraid I won't able
to sell you anything.

1338
01:25:29,624 --> 01:25:30,749
You've got your principles, right?

1339
01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:32,626
Just doing my job.

1340
01:25:37,799 --> 01:25:39,341
What a dumbass!

1341
01:25:39,592 --> 01:25:43,971
Cursing won't solve your problem,
but a one thousand ruble note will.

1342
01:25:51,729 --> 01:25:53,772
No, it won't. It's fake.

1343
01:25:58,736 --> 01:26:00,112
Are you kidding?

1344
01:26:00,655 --> 01:26:02,948
I can go down now
and check, of course…

1345
01:26:03,158 --> 01:26:05,159
Where the hell can you go?

1346
01:26:05,410 --> 01:26:08,078
To a fuckin' lab for a fuckin' test?

1347
01:26:09,455 --> 01:26:11,623
Do you have any more money?

1348
01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:19,548
Here's your money.

1349
01:26:22,927 --> 01:26:24,261
Dumbass.

1350
01:26:43,865 --> 01:26:45,449
Hello! Hey!

1351
01:26:46,576 --> 01:26:48,327
I'm going back to Serpukhov.

1352
01:26:48,494 --> 01:26:50,120
Do you want me to get
your parents anything?

1353
01:26:50,121 --> 01:26:54,458
What do you mean you're going back?
Are you quitting – or…?

1354
01:26:54,709 --> 01:26:59,338
Not really. It was a lousy idea to
leave for Moscow and start a new life.

1355
01:26:59,505 --> 01:27:01,590
I can't change the way I am.

1356
01:27:01,799 --> 01:27:07,304
I act like a clown of a sorts, trying
to be very nice and positive, you know.

1357
01:27:07,513 --> 01:27:10,807
But it doesn't change a thing about me.

1358
01:27:10,975 --> 01:27:14,937
I am neither good
enough nor polite enough.

1359
01:27:15,146 --> 01:27:17,689
How can a killer be any good, anyway?

1360
01:27:19,150 --> 01:27:21,944
Stop, stop it.
What are you raving about?

1361
01:27:23,196 --> 01:27:27,282
Sober up first, then pull yourself
together and don't do anything stupid.

1362
01:27:27,283 --> 01:27:29,368
Got it?

1363
01:27:39,295 --> 01:27:41,797
- Are you listening?
- Yeah? I am.

1364
01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:44,758
There're things you can change,
so you change them.

1365
01:27:44,884 --> 01:27:49,263
There're also things you can't change,
so you've got to leave them behind.

1366
01:27:51,349 --> 01:27:53,016
Hey? What's going on?

1367
01:27:53,476 --> 01:27:55,519
Nothing much.
I feel broken.

1368
01:27:56,813 --> 01:27:57,896
What's broken?

1369
01:27:58,523 --> 01:28:01,191
Broken into little fuckin' pieces.

1370
01:28:02,068 --> 01:28:05,153
I do hope you can use your
little gray cells, anyway.

1371
01:28:44,235 --> 01:28:46,236
Do you know what happened to Vitaliy?

1372
01:28:47,613 --> 01:28:48,989
No. Why?

1373
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,075
So you know something?

1374
01:28:52,368 --> 01:28:54,661
Forget him, Christine,
he's not meant for you.

1375
01:28:54,704 --> 01:28:56,163
What are you talking about?

1376
01:28:56,831 --> 01:29:00,167
Look at the two of you.
Do you know how old he is?

1377
01:29:00,209 --> 01:29:03,879
Why on Earth are you talking about age?
Age means nothing.

1378
01:29:04,213 --> 01:29:08,592
It's like looking serious doesn't mean
you've got a high IQ. Do you get it?

1379
01:29:10,803 --> 01:29:14,473
I am sure he's not the right man
for you. At least, right now.

1380
01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:16,767
How can you be so
certain about everything?

1381
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:19,227
Have you ever made any mistakes?

1382
01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:23,357
You were very busy building
your career first,

1383
01:29:23,608 --> 01:29:25,525
then you decided to have a child…

1384
01:29:25,693 --> 01:29:27,819
… just because
it was the right time for it.

1385
01:29:27,820 --> 01:29:29,654
Did it work out? It didn't.

1386
01:29:29,655 --> 01:29:32,991
You married the wrong man,
who dumped you right away.

1387
01:29:32,992 --> 01:29:35,744
Were you certain it
would happen to you?

1388
01:29:35,787 --> 01:29:37,829
I'm not like you, Mom.

1389
01:29:37,830 --> 01:29:40,832
I'm not quite sure about anything,

1390
01:29:41,042 --> 01:29:43,919
except for the fact that
we'll die sooner or later.

1391
01:29:43,920 --> 01:29:46,838
That's why we should
live every moment to the fullest

1392
01:29:46,839 --> 01:29:49,383
and try out everything
that comes our way.

1393
01:29:49,967 --> 01:29:52,469
I had a talk with him
about your relationship.

1394
01:29:52,762 --> 01:29:54,137
Mom, why?

1395
01:29:54,138 --> 01:29:56,098
There is no relationship.

1396
01:29:56,099 --> 01:29:59,518
So we decided it would
be better for him to leave.

1397
01:30:03,356 --> 01:30:05,857
He didn't decide it,
you decided it?

1398
01:30:08,736 --> 01:30:10,487
What have you done Mom?

1399
01:30:11,489 --> 01:30:12,531
What?

1400
01:30:16,035 --> 01:30:17,536
I love you, Mom!

1401
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:25,377
Where are you going?

1402
01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:28,296
To try and find him.

1403
01:32:02,099 --> 01:32:04,518
What a chest.
You could as well be Rambo, Nina.

1404
01:32:04,852 --> 01:32:09,272
Quit it, Chris. If he dumped you,
that's no reason to take it out on me.

1405
01:32:09,315 --> 01:32:11,608
He didn't dump me,
it was just a misunderstanding!

1406
01:32:11,609 --> 01:32:12,651
He did!

1407
01:32:12,652 --> 01:32:15,153
That look on your face has
been screaming it.

1408
01:32:16,239 --> 01:32:18,448
I oughtta paint
some blood on your face.

1409
01:32:18,866 --> 01:32:20,575
Pull yourself together, sweetie.

1410
01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:27,040
That's hilarious. You've just
ruined a five thousand ruble hairdo.

1411
01:32:27,667 --> 01:32:29,918
You were robbed
blind again, I guess.

1412
01:32:29,919 --> 01:32:32,212
I'd have shaved you
bold for five rubles or less.

1413
01:33:48,456 --> 01:33:50,624
Hello, can I talk to Pavel Victorovich?

1414
01:33:51,792 --> 01:33:55,253
He's not available at the moment,
but you can leave him a message.

1415
01:33:57,131 --> 01:33:58,923
Tell him

1416
01:33:58,924 --> 01:34:02,802
I'm pregnant with his baby, I'm depressed
and I'm ready to jump out of the window.

1417
01:34:04,388 --> 01:34:06,473
Don't hang up,
he'll be here in a moment.

1418
01:34:06,682 --> 01:34:09,100
You are a Pheromone
Queen among women…

1419
01:34:10,311 --> 01:34:13,563
… you… you…
I've got testosterone therapy here…

1420
01:34:13,564 --> 01:34:15,065
… don't disturb me!

1421
01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:17,609
This is a matter of life and death.

1422
01:34:17,610 --> 01:34:19,402
Do you want me to spank her?

1423
01:34:19,654 --> 01:34:21,738
- Do you want to talk about it?
- Take it…

1424
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:25,241
Yeah!

1425
01:34:25,284 --> 01:34:27,827
What the hell have been
blabbering about?

1426
01:34:27,828 --> 01:34:29,496
Something about being happy,

1427
01:34:29,497 --> 01:34:31,748
something about
adventures and prospects?

1428
01:34:31,791 --> 01:34:37,003
- Today we are using whip-and-carrot method!
- Anya, go get some carrots quickly.

1429
01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:41,424
Like hell it is!
Where did your lectures get me?

1430
01:34:41,425 --> 01:34:44,844
They got me into deep shit!
I feel really fuckin' grateful, doctor!

1431
01:34:44,845 --> 01:34:47,138
Sitting on your butt isn't
going to change anything!

1432
01:34:47,139 --> 01:34:49,265
You ought to fight for your happiness.

1433
01:34:49,308 --> 01:34:50,392
Sorry, I can't talk to you now.

1434
01:34:50,393 --> 01:34:52,686
Wait, wait, I need Vitaliy's
address in Serpukhov.

1435
01:34:52,770 --> 01:34:54,688
She was just
sitting on the window sill first,

1436
01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:58,233
and then she got to the balcony and
sat there with her legs hanging down,

1437
01:34:58,234 --> 01:35:01,778
and she was really, really
persistent - just like this one. What?

1438
01:35:01,779 --> 01:35:04,114
Excuse me, I've got to talk to him
about something more important…

1439
01:35:04,115 --> 01:35:05,907
… than windows and balconies. Arthur!

1440
01:35:05,908 --> 01:35:07,575
King Arthur knows everything.

1441
01:35:07,576 --> 01:35:11,162
You were trying to take His Majesty
off your narrow mind, but you failed.

1442
01:35:11,163 --> 01:35:13,373
- Arthur, what the…
- I see what you're getting at.

1443
01:35:13,374 --> 01:35:15,458
You've been suffering and
struggling through your complexes,

1444
01:35:15,459 --> 01:35:19,629
but finally you are here to tell me even
sad girls can become queens some day?

1445
01:35:19,630 --> 01:35:20,672
Yes or no?

1446
01:35:21,340 --> 01:35:22,507
Have you been drinking?

1447
01:35:22,508 --> 01:35:24,592
Nope, will you kiss me now?

1448
01:35:26,804 --> 01:35:28,054
Serpukhov?

1449
01:35:30,599 --> 01:35:32,308
Hell, that's really far!

1450
01:35:34,687 --> 01:35:35,979
Alright, alright!

1451
01:35:42,611 --> 01:35:44,946
You should have called
us once in a while, man.

1452
01:35:45,156 --> 01:35:48,742
We could have placed those
little pins on the map to trace you.

1453
01:35:51,370 --> 01:35:53,246
I thought I'd surprise you.

1454
01:35:54,206 --> 01:35:57,083
Maybe next time you will get me
some welcome banners in town.

1455
01:35:57,084 --> 01:36:00,420
<i>“HELL-O, KlLLER-O! Missed you to death!”</i>

1456
01:36:06,051 --> 01:36:09,262
Is that what they call
“The Great Depression”?

1457
01:36:12,099 --> 01:36:14,184
I call it living in vain.

1458
01:36:14,226 --> 01:36:18,480
Imagine you are working on something,
and then it all boils down to nothing.

1459
01:36:18,606 --> 01:36:22,400
You start from one side, then
move to the next, it's all the same.

1460
01:36:23,194 --> 01:36:25,779
Just tired of paddling
against the stream.

1461
01:36:25,780 --> 01:36:28,281
You come to the
conclusion that life keeps…

1462
01:36:28,491 --> 01:36:31,451
… offering you something
you don't really need.

1463
01:36:34,955 --> 01:36:36,247
One more shot?

1464
01:36:36,999 --> 01:36:40,460
An empty glass stared at him,
with hope in his lonely eye.

1465
01:36:42,671 --> 01:36:44,714
“The lad reckons himself a poet”…

1466
01:36:45,049 --> 01:36:46,800
Is that how Moscow affects you?

1467
01:36:46,801 --> 01:36:49,010
Another car accident or what?

1468
01:36:50,638 --> 01:36:52,931
Take it easy, it's a joke.

1469
01:36:53,557 --> 01:36:56,226
I fell in love.

1470
01:36:56,727 --> 01:36:59,187
Oh, you fell in love.
That's good news.

1471
01:37:00,606 --> 01:37:02,065
With a schoolgirl.

1472
01:37:03,317 --> 01:37:05,151
So what? How old is she?

1473
01:37:05,194 --> 01:37:06,736
Schoolgirls are pretty different.

1474
01:37:06,737 --> 01:37:10,782
I've seen my share of fully stacked
shelves who just happened to turn 16.

1475
01:37:10,783 --> 01:37:13,201
Look what I got you here,
your portrait.

1476
01:37:13,744 --> 01:37:14,828
Don't tell me you don't like it.

1477
01:37:14,829 --> 01:37:17,205
That doesn't look like me at all.

1478
01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:21,960
How nice. What's next?

1479
01:37:44,275 --> 01:37:46,943
Look! There's a guy
walking over there.

1480
01:37:46,944 --> 01:37:48,403
Ask him the way.

1481
01:37:50,573 --> 01:37:52,490
Excuse me, could you, please…

1482
01:37:53,784 --> 01:37:56,619
No, you couldn't.
Let's go! Let's go!

1483
01:37:57,162 --> 01:38:00,707
Now I know where assholes
like Vitaliy come from.

1484
01:38:31,572 --> 01:38:34,407
Come on, Christine, he could be
God knows where by now.

1485
01:38:35,284 --> 01:38:38,786
Maybe he went to the North
pole to hang out with the bears.

1486
01:38:39,872 --> 01:38:41,414
Anything, to get further away from you.

1487
01:38:42,708 --> 01:38:44,918
I will tear those bears apart.

1488
01:38:46,045 --> 01:38:48,463
- Don't look.
- That's his street.

1489
01:38:48,464 --> 01:38:50,840
It's not like he's
wandering around like an idiot.

1490
01:38:54,219 --> 01:38:56,179
Look where you're driving!

1491
01:38:57,473 --> 01:38:58,514
Ah, whatever.

1492
01:39:06,231 --> 01:39:07,774
You forgot the waffles.

1493
01:39:20,120 --> 01:39:21,162
Heeey?

1494
01:39:22,122 --> 01:39:23,373
Do you see me?

1495
01:39:25,626 --> 01:39:27,168
Let me in!

1496
01:39:28,754 --> 01:39:30,380
What's wrong?

1497
01:39:38,722 --> 01:39:41,391
I've come a long way just to see you.

1498
01:39:43,602 --> 01:39:46,813
Do you really need all these
bitter memories that drag you back?

1499
01:39:47,898 --> 01:39:50,650
We can make a brand new start,
just you and I.

1500
01:39:52,152 --> 01:39:54,070
Hey, what the hell?

1501
01:39:54,071 --> 01:39:59,325
I've come all the way from Moscow like a
fool just to hang around outside your car?

1502
01:40:05,165 --> 01:40:07,959
That's for you. Happy Halloween.

1503
01:40:13,924 --> 01:40:16,467
Don't you want to kiss me?

1504
01:40:23,350 --> 01:40:24,559
I do.

1505
01:40:24,810 --> 01:40:26,644
Then why aren't you?

1506
01:40:31,358 --> 01:40:33,484
I'm not sure whether you want it or not.

1507
01:40:34,028 --> 01:40:35,486
Why shouldn't l?

1508
01:40:43,579 --> 01:40:44,662
Just…

1509
01:40:46,999 --> 01:40:49,459
Just… because
we're so different.

1510
01:40:49,543 --> 01:40:50,918
You mean our age?

1511
01:40:50,919 --> 01:40:52,295
That too.

1512
01:40:54,631 --> 01:40:57,550
So if we kiss now,
it won't be right?

1513
01:40:59,053 --> 01:41:01,637
Well, for most people, yes.

1514
01:41:02,056 --> 01:41:05,683
If we were adequate people,
we wouldn't be doing this now.

1515
01:41:07,394 --> 01:41:11,314
Yes, but we're not
really adequate, are we?

1516
01:41:16,278 --> 01:41:19,363
- What's up?
- Shhh…

1517
01:41:20,115 --> 01:41:21,949
Hey, what's up?

1518
01:41:21,950 --> 01:41:26,913
Looks like some dude's foolin' around
with a stripper in a school uniform.

1519
01:41:30,125 --> 01:41:32,752
Shhh… Shush, shush!
She's not a stripper.

1520
01:41:32,753 --> 01:41:35,463
She really is a schoolgirl!

1521
01:41:35,464 --> 01:41:36,506
What did he say?

1522
01:41:36,507 --> 01:41:39,842
This dude is a bigger
pervert than I thought.